Tottenham’s 4000th day without a trophy

Well it’s no easy feat to be the media darlings whilst having nothing to celebrate for so long, but that lot from Middlesex are managing it.

To set the record straight the last time that lot from Middlesex won a trophy was way back in February 2008, 4000 days ago today and even that was the league cup, in which most teams play a mix of a 2nd string and youth sides for most of the competition.

The last time they won the FACUP was in 1991 and since then they have managed to lose a record 8 successive semi-finals in a row. Losing to The Arsneal, Everton, Newcastle, The Arsenal (again), Portsmouth, Chelsea, Chelsea and Man utd.

The last time they won the league was back in 1961, four years after in 1965 the Local district of North East middlesex was made part of London. So as a North London side they have never won the title.

Not a single tottenham fan under the age of 29 would’ve been able to legally able to have a pint the last time they won the 5th ranked trophy.

Those lucky tottenham fans to be over the age of 46 would’ve been able to have bought a pint the last time they won the FACUP, even if it went sour when The Arsenal won the title that season.

Some of them born in 2000 would’ve been able to buy one after last seasons 8th record breaking Semi loss.

Fair play to all those older than 58, they may have some black and white memories of a horse and cart parade and paying thrupence for a Light and Ale in 1961.

This season to will end in yet another nothing season for them, they have a manager who has never won a trophy and they will end up potless yet again. Top 4 is not a trophy, putting the pressure on is not a trophy. History records the winners, which they will never be, unless you count a long bar and a big cheese room.

Happy 4000th Middlesex. much love



45 thoughts on “Tottenham’s 4000th day without a trophy

    1. Jeff

      What I love about this post is that it shows how obsessed you are with spurs – I’m sure you tick off each passing day / hour / minute and dream about it. In all seriousness tho please get a life.

      1. Billysboots

        which comes up under a Spurs news aggregator, so we just happen to see the sh!T that your obsessive fans post.

      2. Sue

        What happened did you see half of the heading ‘Tottenham’s 4000th day……’ then out of curiosity clicked on it, then saw the rest & wished you hadn’t bothered πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  1. mark reed

    you Middlesex spuds are the losers 1961 Maggie thatcher was in a mini skirt the last time you won the title……. plebs…


  2. Arseinhole supporter

    i have been an arseinhole supporter a long time now and spurs are a much better and bigger club than us arse supporters now oh i dream of the glory days bring wenger back i bloody say

  3. Poch

    loooooooooool learn to write properly.
    We get the point, you can’t handle have been a better team than you for years now and also you are jealous of Spurs new stadium, it makes yours look like a dog turd.
    Yes that’s right, that dog turd that made you sell Van Persia, Sanchez, now Ramsey goes on a free looooooooooool
    🎡Thursday night Channel 5
    Thursday night Channel 5
    Thursday night Channel 5🎡

  4. keith green

    Mate, get real. You’ve got a shit team, a shit stadium. You don’t even come from North London so what’s all this Middlesex boll*x. Can’t you just accept your days of dominance are over. We don’t give a fu*k about a trophy. It’s a media driven irrelevance.

  5. Mark Langton

    Its who is the better club now that matters to Tottenham fans, who has the better stadium, who has the better training facilities, who does not try to buy success and brings youth through and who has the better manager…

  6. Bobby

    So what about trophies? But record crowds at Wembley, team that plays good football, new stadium that is superior to yours………….. we’re true supporters not glory chasing mugs like you pikey tossers, grow up get a life and stop obsessing about us, North London is lilywhite!

    1. Sue

      So what about trophies? Yes that’s right coming from a spud – because there isn’t any!!! You must be the only team that doesn’t care about not winning anything!!!
      That’s all I hear ‘We’ve got the better manager, the better stadium, the better team’ but you’ve got sod all to back it up with!!
      I’m no glory hunter… I’m with the team whether we win or not… but that’s the difference- WE HAVE WON

      1. Sue

        Just Google Arsenal FA cup wins, premier league wins…. then google spurs FA cup wins, premier league wins… that should jog your memory Keith Green

  7. NL is ours

    this post is too funny, funny in that you are so bored with your new manager, who is performing worse than the previous one that you have run out of people clubs and fans to slag off. 25 games unbeaten and yet you’ll be overtaken by united down into 6th, competing with the likes of Everton, Palace and Wes Ham hahahaha

    1. Sue

      I didn’t think our manager was too shabby on December 2nd πŸ‘Š Well if we do end up coming 6th at least I’ll know how you’ve felt for eternity

      1. keith green

        It’s all relative Sue, we were the first team to win the double, first to win a European trophy ( more times than woolwich as well), What I’m saying is that you’re becoming obsessed with the past. We don’t live in the past. I’m quite happy with the present and future. We have the worlds best stadium by far, a great team and now are comfortably superior to your south london outfit. Being bitter and envious I’m afraid is not good for the soul. COYS

      2. Sue

        If the stadium is ever finished! I wonder how big the trophy cabinet is?
        Oh I’m far from bitter & envious Keith.. why would I be?? We don’t have to go back as far as you do to remember successes! Fancy asking me when we won things… we won the league at shite hart lane, surely you hadn’t forgotten that!!

      3. NL is ours

        The difference is, We don’t celebrate finishing above you anymore as Chelsea are our closest rivals. You’ve become insignificant. It was 14 points last season, Its already 10 with a third of the season left. Enjoy competing with Palace West Ham and Watford as your main London Rivals. And what’s more interesting is as long as Stan the Man is doing a a fucking fine job of keeping you ticking over making a profit, you’ll always be nowhere. Kronke IN πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      4. NL is ours

        And remember, you’ve bought and improved your team this season. We’ve spent fuck all, with no home and no pre season for 9 first teasers yet we are pulling away even further this season. What a fucking embarrassing thought that is.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      5. Sue

        Coming from a bottler!!! Yeah come back to me mate, when you’ve dominated us for 20+ years and have actually won something and I might, just might take you seriously πŸ˜‰

    2. Sue

      And you’ve bought no one? Yes as you already have plenty of bottlers!! You know after you beat us in the carabao cup I thought you might actually go on to win it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I should have known!! Can’t get past the semi final… you guys don’t like semi finals do you?!!!

      1. NL is ours

        poor Sue, Clinging onto nothing. STAN KRONKE. let that sink in. you’ll do fuck all with him in charge and you absolutely fucking know it as all those cunts embarrassing you on Cunt Fan TV can’t stop moaning like bitches about it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      2. Sue

        Oh how nice using the C word… shows your mentality doesn’t it?
        Poor you, you just keep telling yourself that… btw I just want to leave you with one thing…. we won the league at shite hart lane.. we won the league at shite hart lane 🎢🎢 what we’ve achieved over the years – you can only dream of!! Poor little spuds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. TommyHarmer

    Do you remember those days when you said you were more interested in Chelsea than little old Spurs …… and you had that thing called “St Tottingham’s Day’ – remember? Whatever happened to all that???? MIND THE GAP & COYS!!!

    1. Sue

      πŸ‘πŸ‘ so in the premier league era (26 years) they’ve won the league cup twice? And I get told by a spud that being bitter & envious isn’t good for the soul πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ those poor spuds haven’t got souls then!!


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