Myles Lewis Skelly to Chelsea: The truth behind “5th party” agents

What is going on with Myles Lewis Skelly?

Arsenal have denied “offering him to Chelsea”
His agent (who is also his mother and has a brilliant story to tell) has also denied doing anything.

The Myles Lewis Skelly is a new type of transfer dealing where “intermediaries” with no connection to either Chelsea, Arsenal or the player try to manufacture a deal. I am calling them the “5th party”.

In this scenario, the 5th party have approached Chelsea, without permission from either MLS or Arsenal, and offered them the England youngster. Their aim is to kickstart a deal and profit at the end of it.

If Chelsea say yes, they then get numbers from Chelsea on a possible contract offer. They then approach the agent of the player and present those numbers. They portray themselves as working on behalf Chelsea.

If the agents bite and inform the 5th party that their client would be interested, they go back to Chelsea and let them know a deal could be done with the player. The buying club would the instruct the 5th party to continue the negotiations and come up with a number that Chelsea can agree to. If the deal gets this far, Chelsea, the 5th party, or even a 6th party then open up negotiations with Arsenal.

So you are in a scenario where a club had no original intention to sell a player, another club had no original intention to buy a player, and a player had no original intention of moving. But a deal the happens all because a 5th party, who is essentially a salesman, manufactures a deal.

They sell to the buying club that the player could be available for transfer. They sell to the player that the buying club is interested. And all they then need to do is help make the deal happen, and they pocket millions.

Agents used to exist to protect players. To ensure they got their clients the best deals. But these days you have these additional intermediaries who do not care about the player, and are not really acting on behalf of the player, or either club. They are acting on behalf of themselves to try to get a deal done which they triggered.

Most of the time, these deals die at source. The buying club has no interest in the player, or the player has no interest in moving. But every jow and again, like a scam phone call, the stars align and these 5th parties get lucky. The deal happens. And they take a slice of the agents fees for being part of the deal. And then chances are in 2-3 years time they run the same “scam” on either the same player, looking to move him elsewhere, or the same club, offering them someone else they have no relationship with.

This is one reason why the likes of Chelsea end up paying so much in agents fees. The day yea to almost everyone offering them up a player. And then have to pay them for helping trigger the deal.

Keenos

Arsenal ready to raid Newcastle again for star defender

Oh wouldn’t it be glorious if Arsenal went back to Newcastle United to solve our defensive headache.

Malick Thiaw is the man who has been wearing the captains armband for Newcastle in preseason friendlies. It is expected that the German defender will take the armband full time following Bruno Guimaraes, and their fans are already celebrating him leading them into the “new era”.

But could Thiaw be the perfect defensive signing for Arsenal?

The Champions have been in the market for a central defender who can also play right back. We have been linked with the likes of Ezri Konsa already this summer as we look to sign someone who can come into the defence during William Saliba’s absence, whilst also offering cover for Jurrien Timber.

Ben White could be the ideal profile and it looks like he might be willing to remain at the club. But there are still concerns around his injury record. Those concerns, combined with some questionable performances from the defensive unit during pre-season, could lead Arsenal to still enter the market for a new defender.

The German international has many of the qualities that would make him attractive to Mikel Arteta.

At 6′ 4″, Thiaw is powerful, aggressive in the challenge and dominant in the air, while also possessing the athleticism required to defend in a high line. Thiaw is also an excellent passer and has also shown his leadership potential during his one season for Newcastle.

And there is another aspect of Thiaw’s game that should make him particularly attractive to Arsenal: his versatility.

Although primarily a centre-back, Thiaw has previously played at right-back and also has experience playing in defensive midfield earlier in his career. That background is important because it has helped him develop an understanding of different defensive responsibilities and positions on the pitch. Ideal for Arteta.

Arsenal defenders are often asked to do far more than simply defend. Full-backs can move into midfield or transition into a back 3. Centre-backs are expected to progress the ball whilst also cover out wide. Players must be comfortable changing positions during matches. Thiaw’s experience at right-back and defensive midfield means he has already had to understand the game from different perspectives.

Thiaw could potentially provide cover across the defensive line when injuries or suspensions strike. In a squad competing in the Premier League, Champions League and domestic competitions, that flexibility is incredibly valuable.

His physicality could be particularly important at Arsenal. Arteta’s team often pushes high up the pitch, leaving defenders exposed to counter-attacks. Arsenal therefore need centre-backs capable of defending large spaces and recovering quickly when opponents break forward. Thiaw’s combination of size, strength and mobility gives him the tools to do exactly that.

At just 25, Thiaw is still at an age where his best years could be ahead of him But he also has valuable experience at the highest level.

His time at AC Milan gave him exposure to Champions League football, while his move to Newcastle United has allowed him to experience the intensity and physicality of the Premier League. That combination could make him an ideal addition to Arsenal’s defensive unit.

Imagine having Saliba, Gabriel and Thiaw, alongside Cristhian Mosquera, competing for two starting centre-back positions, while also knowing that Thiaw has the experience to operate at right-back if required. That is the kind of defensive depth Arteta wants.

Of course, Newcastle would not make a player like Thiaw easy to sign after we snatched Bruno from them. But if we did, it would be absolutely priceless and they would need to issue flood warnings for the Tyne basin area, despite the UK being in a heatwave and drought.

What started off as a wind-up blog looking to catch a few Geordies with some bait has ended up with me convinced. Thiaw should be our number one target if we are looking for a new defender this summer.

And if it is not this summer, keep an eye on next. He could be the perfect man to come in if Saliba does not return back to his best following his back issue.

Keenos

Jesus sale could unlock over £100m in spending

There is a key reason why Arsenal’s opening asking price for Gabriel Jesus is £20m. It is because we are willing to let him go for as low as £9m

Signing in 2022 for £45m, Arsenal have £9m of the initial fee yet to hit the accounts. That is the rock bottom the club would take for the Brazilian. Anything under would see the fee show as a loss on the accounts. Breaking even on the book value will be key for the club.

That £9m a year in amortised transfer fee is the equivalent of a new £45m signing, spread across a further 5-years. Put simply, we could sell Jesus for £9m, sign someone for £45m, and our amortised fee expenditure would remain neutral. Zero change.

More important than the transfer fee for Arsenal is the wages – Jesus is reportedly on a huge £265k a week, totalling £13.78m a year. That would save Arsenal £22.78m a year, once combined with the amortisation saving.

Put simply, Arsenal could commit to spending £114m over the next 5 years, and for 2026/27 our outgoing would remain the same. As long as Jesus left for £9m and Arsenal did not contribute to any future wages.

Rolling back to the £20m, Napoli would normally be happy to pay that for a player of Jesus’ talent. But they wouldn’t be happy to pay his huge salary. Not even for a year.

If Napoli sign Jesus for £9m, they could basically pay him a £10m “bonus” for signing, which would more than cover the difference between what Jesus was expected to earn at Arsenal over the next 12-months and the likely lower salary Napoli would pay.

It is a deal that then suits all teams.

Napoli sign a top player without breaking their wage structure, Jesus does no take a financial hit and gets a new 4 or 5 year deal with Napoli, and Arsenal free up the equivalent of £114m to be spent on someone new.

That £114m could see Arsenal sign someone worth £70m a year on £160k a week. Or for £50m on £240k a week. Other combinations are available.

So whilst Arsenal fans might be disappointed if we “only” get £9m for Gabriel Jesus, there is a bigger financial upside that the club will be acutely aware of.

Just like when buying a player, the transfer fee is jut part of the clubs total costs, when selling a player the sale fee is also just part of the picture. That £266k a week wages saving is huge.

Now how Arsenal spend the money would be a different story….

Keenos