Arsenal champion parade “a sensible, safe route”

First they moaned about the badge changing, and the cannon facing a different way.

Then they moaned about moving from Highbury to the Emirates.

Since then they have moaned about shirt designs (despite also boasting they have not bought a shirt since the 90s), they moaned about the Kroenke’s, then Arsene Wenger, then back to the Kroenke’s and then onto Arteta. Throughout they moaned about a lack of success.

And now we have won the league, they have move on to moaning about the parade.

Is there anything these people will not moan about? A bunch of sad fucks who are reflecting their own failures in life onto Arsenal, trying to spread negativity in the hope joyous fans around them become as bitter, negative and depressed as them.

They are the type of people that probably also blame the Government, migrants, the Tories, etc for their own life decisions and the fact that they still live in a council house because they chose to be a glorified cab driver or spend money poorly.

Firstly they were moaning about the parade being the day after the Champions League final. When exactly did they want it to happen?

You can not shut down huge swathes of Islington on a work day, especially considering the likes of the Holloway Road (also known as the A1), is one  London is a vital, high-volume artery connecting central London to the M25 amid the North Circ. It is one of the most congested roads in the UK.

Add in parades on working days are never fun for anyone, and would exclude more fans than having it on the Sunday!

Factor in that players join up with their World Cup squads on either Monday or Tuesday next week, and there are major events at Wembley the weekend after which require policing, the Old Bill nor Islington Council would never authorise a parade beyond Sunday. It is not the clubs fault.

And then we have the route.

Like clockwork, the usual demographic of fans are now moaning about the route – a 9km circle of the ground, sticking mainly to the bigger roads of Holloway Road, Seven Sisters road, Blackstock Road and Upper Street. It is a sensible route to follow considering up to 1 million fans are predicted to turn up.


Trying to design a parade route for 1m people is not easy. And it is laughable seeing people criticise the route when they can not even organise their own lives efficiently.

Whilst much of the unhappiness is that the players will not stop at either Islington Town Hall or the ground to life the trophy, it is a sensible decision for all involved.

What happened last Tuesday spooked the authorities massively. Over 100k turned up to the Emirates Stadium for a party. It was fantastic. But the club, police and Council were not prepared. And we saw on Sunday how different the congregation was managed.

Islington Council and the police would have had the final say on the route and the celebrations, not the club. The parade would have been presented to the Council’s Safety Advisory Group (SAG). This a forum for event organizers to discuss safety planning with local authorities and emergency services. It aims to ensure public safety, offering advice to organizers who retain legal responsibility. An event can not go ahead. A major event can not go ahead without sign off from the SAG.

At the end of the day, the safety of fans is the most important factor. We saw at Liverpool’s parade last year how dangerous things can get. A much longer route than normal, alongside the lack of a focus point, reduces the risk of overcrowding and will ensure there is more space for everyone that goes.

Remember, many of those on the route will be with young children. This is an experience they may never forget. The safety of attendees must be above someone being upset because the route has changed from the last parade and it will no longer go under their balcony.

The route is basically a pub crawl around the Emirates. It passes almost every major drinking establishment that fans frequent. And that means plenty of toilets, places to grab a drink, and to grab some shade.

I hope everyone that attends the parade on Sunday has a brilliant, and safe, time. Myself, I will not be attending as I will still be in Budapest.

The parade is a sensible, safe route. Even if the moaners disagree. And if you do not like the route, stay at home or in the pub.

UTA

Keenos

If you’re not Arsenal, today is not for you

I have real concerns about today. And next Sunday.

After 22 years without the league title, we finally did it Tuesday. Champions. And today should be a day of celebrations for all Arsenal fans across the globe as we lift the trophy.

But there could be huge problems today. And they could be replicated at next weeks parade as well.

Across social media, a certain demographic is intent in turning today and the parade into a sort of mini carnival. Non-Arsenal fans planning to turn up, wear shirts of Manchester United and Liverpool, and hijack Arsenal’s party. I fear this is going to go terribly wrong.

The best thing about last Tuesday is it was organic. The impromptu celebrations as Arsenal fans, and only Arsenal fans, congregated throughout the night to celebrate winning the league.

Despite over 100,000 turning up, from all corners of London and all demographics, there was not a hint of trouble. There were no videos of people fighting. No reports of arrests, drugs or knife crime. It was just joyous vibes. I do not think it can be replicated.

I am seeing London based Man U and Liverpool fans saying they are going to turn up today. That they will join the party for the vibes. I’m sorry, but they should stay away.

Today and next Sunday is not a “London street party for all”. It is for Arsenal fans.

Those turning up picked to support Man U or Liverpool based on their success. And will likely never go to a game. In reality they have little interest in football and only associate themselves with the game for the vibes. Losing doesn’t ruin a weekend and they only care if their team is winning.

These sort of fans would have no chance of going to a street party if their side won. They wouldn’t get on the train to Manchester or Liverpool to join int he celebrations. So instead they think they are welcome to try and hijack our celebrations.

I fear that worst. A hyped up Man U fan wearing his overly tight Man U top gets it stuck on him by a few Arsenal fans, and then out comes the knife.

Some will say this is all hyperbole, others will say that I am gatekeeping Arsenal’s celebrations.

We have seen time and again how often huge crowds and all day drinking can go wrong in London. At Notting Hill Carnival, Wireless, and just in Hyde Park in general on a sunny day. I hope today’s celebrations see no trouble, but the noise is concerning.

As for gatekeeping, I am not gatekeeping the celebration from Arsenal fans. I am 100% gatekeeping from those who do not support Arsenal and are only looking to turn up for the vibes. These people are not welcome where they do not belong.

We have a BBC Radio presenter saying that Arsenal’s parade is “a celebration of football culture” and that “non-Arsenal supporters can attend”. This highlights that she, like many others, do not have a clue.

Me personally, I loved last Tuesday and probably won’t bother going to the ground today. My plan is to drink in and around Finsbury Park or the Cally. And next Sunday I will be in Budapest celebrating with Arsenal fans. 

UTA and stay safe.

Keenos

Manchester United man would be “perfect addition to Arsenal midfield”

Arsenal should seriously consider signing Bruno Fernandes. I never thought I would write that.

The Manchester United captain’s contract is set to expire in 12 months, and there is plenty of talk that he could look to leave this summer. He is a man that Mikel Arteta and his team should be looking at.

At 31, Fernandes is in the form of his life. And as someone who has never relied on his physical attributes, you can not see any quick decline in his future.

When fans talk about replacing Martin Odegaard (who I do think is underrated), they often talk about the Mesut Ozil style number 10s. But Arsenal do not play a system with an out and out number 10. Odegaard contributes much more than trying the magic ball pass. He dictates play, drops deep, presses high. Any replacement would need to be able to replicate what Odegaard does, but with added creativity.

Fernandes boffers exactly the kind of elite creativity, leadership, and winning mentality that could transform Mikel Arteta’s champions to another level. He is a a game changer, which often Odegaard is not.

One of Arsenal’s biggest issues in recent seasons has been breaking down deep defensive blocks in crucial matches. Teams often sit back against Arsenal because they know Arteta’s side dominates possession. We can come predictable at times, and lack invention when opponents crowd central areas and force the ball wide. Bruno Fernandes would immediately solve part of that problem because he is one of the most inventive midfielders in world football.

Fernandes’s ability to play defence-splitting passes, create chances from nothing, and take risks in possession would add another layer to Arsenal’s attack. But at the same time he is also a consistent player who does not only look to play that magic ball every time. And he is more than happy dropping deep to help out.

The Portuguese midfield consistently ranks among Europe’s leaders for chances created, key passes, and assists. What separates him from many attacking midfielders is his willingness to attempt difficult passes repeatedly, even after losing possession. Arsenal sometimes suffer from overthinking in the final third, recycling the ball instead of making aggressive attacking decisions. Bruno’s mentality is the opposite. He constantly looks forward, searching for the killer pass first before reverting if it is not on.

Another reason Arsenal should pursue Fernandes is his leadership.

Arsenal have matured significantly under Arteta, but there are still occasions when they lack emotional control in difficult moments. Bruno Fernandes, despite criticism for his passionate behaviour, is undeniably a fighter. He demands intensity from teammates and refuses to accept poor standards.

Championship-winning teams need strong personalities who can drag the side through tense periods of a season. Fernandes has captained one of the biggest clubs in the world and handled enormous pressure every week. That experience would be invaluable in Arsenal’s dressing room, especially during title races and Champions League knockout ties.

His versatility would also make Arsenal tactically stronger. Fernandes can operate as a traditional number ten, an advanced number eight, or even drift wide to overload areas.

Arteta values flexible players who can rotate positions during matches, and Fernandes fits that philosophy perfectly. Imagine Arsenal lining up with Martin Zubimendi anchoring midfield, with Declan Rice and Bruno Fernandes play ahead of him. Opponents would struggle to track movement, passing combinations, and late runs into the box. Arsenal’s attack could become one of the most unpredictable in Europe.

Importantly, Fernandes also brings goals from midfield.

Arsenal have improved offensively, but much of our scoring burden still falls on Saka and the centre-forward options. Fernandes regularly contributes double figures in goals and assists across all competitions. He is excellent from penalties, dangerous from long range, and intelligent with late arrivals into scoring positions. Those extra goals could make the difference in tight title races where margins are incredibly small.

There is also a psychological dimension to such a signing. Arsenal competing for a player of Bruno Fernandes’ stature would send a powerful message to the rest of the Premier League.

For years, rivals questioned whether Arsenal could attract established world-class players in their prime. Signing Fernandes would demonstrate ambition and prove the club is fully focused on winning major trophies immediately rather than simply developing young talent.

Critics might argue that Fernandes occasionally gives the ball away too often or takes unnecessary risks. However, that risk-taking is precisely what elite attacking football requires. The best creative players in history lose possession because they attempt ambitious actions others would never even see.

Arsenal already have structure and discipline under Arteta; what they sometimes need is unpredictability. Fernandes offers controlled chaos — the type of player capable of producing one moment that changes an entire season.

Age should not be viewed as a major concern either. Fernandes remains physically outstanding, rarely misses matches, and maintains elite fitness levels. Modern footballers regularly perform at the highest level well into their thirties, especially intelligent midfielders who rely more on vision and technique than explosive pace. Arsenal’s young core could benefit enormously from learning alongside an experienced professional with Bruno’s standards and mentality.

Finally, Fernandes possesses the mentality Arsenal need to conquer Europe.

The Champions League demands players who embrace pressure rather than fear it. Fernandes has played countless high-stakes matches for club and country. He thrives in emotional environments and never hides when responsibility arrives. Those characteristics are essential for teams hoping to win major honours.

Bruno Fernandes would be a perfect signing for Arsenal because he combines creativity, leadership, experience, versatility, and elite production in one package. He would elevate Arsenal technically and mentally while adding the ruthless edge often required to win more titles. He would be the perfect addition to Arsenal’s midfield.

DK