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Arsenal champion parade “a sensible, safe route”

First they moaned about the badge changing, and the cannon facing a different way.

Then they moaned about moving from Highbury to the Emirates.

Since then they have moaned about shirt designs (despite also boasting they have not bought a shirt since the 90s), they moaned about the Kroenke’s, then Arsene Wenger, then back to the Kroenke’s and then onto Arteta. Throughout they moaned about a lack of success.

And now we have won the league, they have move on to moaning about the parade.

Is there anything these people will not moan about? A bunch of sad fucks who are reflecting their own failures in life onto Arsenal, trying to spread negativity in the hope joyous fans around them become as bitter, negative and depressed as them.

They are the type of people that probably also blame the Government, migrants, the Tories, etc for their own life decisions and the fact that they still live in a council house because they chose to be a glorified cab driver or spend money poorly.

Firstly they were moaning about the parade being the day after the Champions League final. When exactly did they want it to happen?

You can not shut down huge swathes of Islington on a work day, especially considering the likes of the Holloway Road (also known as the A1), is one  London is a vital, high-volume artery connecting central London to the M25 amid the North Circ. It is one of the most congested roads in the UK.

Add in parades on working days are never fun for anyone, and would exclude more fans than having it on the Sunday!

Factor in that players join up with their World Cup squads on either Monday or Tuesday next week, and there are major events at Wembley the weekend after which require policing, the Old Bill nor Islington Council would never authorise a parade beyond Sunday. It is not the clubs fault.

And then we have the route.

Like clockwork, the usual demographic of fans are now moaning about the route – a 9km circle of the ground, sticking mainly to the bigger roads of Holloway Road, Seven Sisters road, Blackstock Road and Upper Street. It is a sensible route to follow considering up to 1 million fans are predicted to turn up.


Trying to design a parade route for 1m people is not easy. And it is laughable seeing people criticise the route when they can not even organise their own lives efficiently.

Whilst much of the unhappiness is that the players will not stop at either Islington Town Hall or the ground to life the trophy, it is a sensible decision for all involved.

What happened last Tuesday spooked the authorities massively. Over 100k turned up to the Emirates Stadium for a party. It was fantastic. But the club, police and Council were not prepared. And we saw on Sunday how different the congregation was managed.

Islington Council and the police would have had the final say on the route and the celebrations, not the club. The parade would have been presented to the Council’s Safety Advisory Group (SAG). This a forum for event organizers to discuss safety planning with local authorities and emergency services. It aims to ensure public safety, offering advice to organizers who retain legal responsibility. An event can not go ahead. A major event can not go ahead without sign off from the SAG.

At the end of the day, the safety of fans is the most important factor. We saw at Liverpool’s parade last year how dangerous things can get. A much longer route than normal, alongside the lack of a focus point, reduces the risk of overcrowding and will ensure there is more space for everyone that goes.

Remember, many of those on the route will be with young children. This is an experience they may never forget. The safety of attendees must be above someone being upset because the route has changed from the last parade and it will no longer go under their balcony.

The route is basically a pub crawl around the Emirates. It passes almost every major drinking establishment that fans frequent. And that means plenty of toilets, places to grab a drink, and to grab some shade.

I hope everyone that attends the parade on Sunday has a brilliant, and safe, time. Myself, I will not be attending as I will still be in Budapest.

The parade is a sensible, safe route. Even if the moaners disagree. And if you do not like the route, stay at home or in the pub.

UTA

Keenos

Manchester United man would be “perfect addition to Arsenal midfield”

Arsenal should seriously consider signing Bruno Fernandes. I never thought I would write that.

The Manchester United captain’s contract is set to expire in 12 months, and there is plenty of talk that he could look to leave this summer. He is a man that Mikel Arteta and his team should be looking at.

At 31, Fernandes is in the form of his life. And as someone who has never relied on his physical attributes, you can not see any quick decline in his future.

When fans talk about replacing Martin Odegaard (who I do think is underrated), they often talk about the Mesut Ozil style number 10s. But Arsenal do not play a system with an out and out number 10. Odegaard contributes much more than trying the magic ball pass. He dictates play, drops deep, presses high. Any replacement would need to be able to replicate what Odegaard does, but with added creativity.

Fernandes boffers exactly the kind of elite creativity, leadership, and winning mentality that could transform Mikel Arteta’s champions to another level. He is a a game changer, which often Odegaard is not.

One of Arsenal’s biggest issues in recent seasons has been breaking down deep defensive blocks in crucial matches. Teams often sit back against Arsenal because they know Arteta’s side dominates possession. We can come predictable at times, and lack invention when opponents crowd central areas and force the ball wide. Bruno Fernandes would immediately solve part of that problem because he is one of the most inventive midfielders in world football.

Fernandes’s ability to play defence-splitting passes, create chances from nothing, and take risks in possession would add another layer to Arsenal’s attack. But at the same time he is also a consistent player who does not only look to play that magic ball every time. And he is more than happy dropping deep to help out.

The Portuguese midfield consistently ranks among Europe’s leaders for chances created, key passes, and assists. What separates him from many attacking midfielders is his willingness to attempt difficult passes repeatedly, even after losing possession. Arsenal sometimes suffer from overthinking in the final third, recycling the ball instead of making aggressive attacking decisions. Bruno’s mentality is the opposite. He constantly looks forward, searching for the killer pass first before reverting if it is not on.

Another reason Arsenal should pursue Fernandes is his leadership.

Arsenal have matured significantly under Arteta, but there are still occasions when they lack emotional control in difficult moments. Bruno Fernandes, despite criticism for his passionate behaviour, is undeniably a fighter. He demands intensity from teammates and refuses to accept poor standards.

Championship-winning teams need strong personalities who can drag the side through tense periods of a season. Fernandes has captained one of the biggest clubs in the world and handled enormous pressure every week. That experience would be invaluable in Arsenal’s dressing room, especially during title races and Champions League knockout ties.

His versatility would also make Arsenal tactically stronger. Fernandes can operate as a traditional number ten, an advanced number eight, or even drift wide to overload areas.

Arteta values flexible players who can rotate positions during matches, and Fernandes fits that philosophy perfectly. Imagine Arsenal lining up with Martin Zubimendi anchoring midfield, with Declan Rice and Bruno Fernandes play ahead of him. Opponents would struggle to track movement, passing combinations, and late runs into the box. Arsenal’s attack could become one of the most unpredictable in Europe.

Importantly, Fernandes also brings goals from midfield.

Arsenal have improved offensively, but much of our scoring burden still falls on Saka and the centre-forward options. Fernandes regularly contributes double figures in goals and assists across all competitions. He is excellent from penalties, dangerous from long range, and intelligent with late arrivals into scoring positions. Those extra goals could make the difference in tight title races where margins are incredibly small.

There is also a psychological dimension to such a signing. Arsenal competing for a player of Bruno Fernandes’ stature would send a powerful message to the rest of the Premier League.

For years, rivals questioned whether Arsenal could attract established world-class players in their prime. Signing Fernandes would demonstrate ambition and prove the club is fully focused on winning major trophies immediately rather than simply developing young talent.

Critics might argue that Fernandes occasionally gives the ball away too often or takes unnecessary risks. However, that risk-taking is precisely what elite attacking football requires. The best creative players in history lose possession because they attempt ambitious actions others would never even see.

Arsenal already have structure and discipline under Arteta; what they sometimes need is unpredictability. Fernandes offers controlled chaos — the type of player capable of producing one moment that changes an entire season.

Age should not be viewed as a major concern either. Fernandes remains physically outstanding, rarely misses matches, and maintains elite fitness levels. Modern footballers regularly perform at the highest level well into their thirties, especially intelligent midfielders who rely more on vision and technique than explosive pace. Arsenal’s young core could benefit enormously from learning alongside an experienced professional with Bruno’s standards and mentality.

Finally, Fernandes possesses the mentality Arsenal need to conquer Europe.

The Champions League demands players who embrace pressure rather than fear it. Fernandes has played countless high-stakes matches for club and country. He thrives in emotional environments and never hides when responsibility arrives. Those characteristics are essential for teams hoping to win major honours.

Bruno Fernandes would be a perfect signing for Arsenal because he combines creativity, leadership, experience, versatility, and elite production in one package. He would elevate Arsenal technically and mentally while adding the ruthless edge often required to win more titles. He would be the perfect addition to Arsenal’s midfield.

DK

Should Arsenal look to sign “4th choice Real Madrid striker”

In his own words, Kylian Mbappe is 4th choice striker at Real Madrid.

Having been left out of the starting line-up for their 2-0 win over Real Oviedo, the Frenchman was whistled by his own fans as he came off the bench and entered the Bernabeu pitch in the 69th minute yesterday. A petition calling for ‘Mbappe Out’ has attracted tens of millions of signatures.

In an interview following the match, Mbappe said “I haven’t played because for the coach I’ve been the fourth striker in the squad behind Mastantuono, Vini and Gonzalo.”

There is an outside chance that Mbappe may look to leave the Spanish capital this summer, and that has got some Arsenal fans dreaming. But should we be targeting a man that we nearly signed close to a decade ago?

Argument for

There is no doubt that Kylian Mbappe truly unstoppable world-class superstar.

Having made enormous progress under Mikel Arteta, Mbappe would instantly elevate our starting XI and take us from scrappy contenders to genuine favourites. He would take us to that next level.

Mbappe is a once-in-a-generation talent capable of deciding matches on his own through pace, finishing, movement, and creativity. He would provide the sort of individual excellence that our front line lacks. Simply put, Mbappe guarantees goals at the highest level.

Tactically, Mbappe would fit perfectly into Arteta’s attacking system. His versatility allows him to play on the left wing, through the middle, or alongside another striker. Imagine defenders trying to contain a front line featuring Saka on one side and Mbappe on the other, with Victor Gyokeres or Kai Havertz in the middle. Opponents would not know which way the attack is coming from.

Another key factor is commercial impact. Arsenal are already one of the biggest clubs in world football, but signing Mbappé would elevate their global profile even further. Shirt sales, sponsorship deals, and international attention would increase dramatically. Young fans across the world idolise Mbappé because of his exciting playing style and superstar image. Bringing him to North London would strengthen Arsenal’s brand and make the club even more attractive to future elite players.

Perhaps most importantly, signing Mbappé would send a statement to the football world.

For years, Arsenal were criticised for lacking ambition in the transfer market compared to Europe’s financial giants. Acquiring a player of Mbappé’s stature would prove that Arsenal are no longer outsiders hoping to compete — they are a destination for the very best.

Kylian Mbappé is not just a superstar player; he is the kind of footballer who changes the history of clubs. Arsenal should do everything possible to bring him to the Emirates Stadium.

Argument against

Although signing Kylian Mbappe may sound like a dream move for Arsenal supporters, the reality is that it could create more problems than solutions for the club.

Arsenal have spent years carefully rebuilding under Mikel Arteta, focusing on team chemistry, tactical discipline, and long-term development. Bringing in a global superstar like Mbappé could disrupt the balance that has made Arsenal successful in recent seasons.

Arsenal’s current success comes from unity rather than individual stardom, and changing that formula could be risky. Arteta has built a side based on pressing, teamwork, tactical intelligence, and collective responsibility. Every player contributes defensively and works hard off the ball. Mbappe, despite his incredible talent, has often been criticised for limited defensive effort and for wanting a system built around him, and that creates another problem.

Many fans will see Mbappe as the solution to the clubs left wing problems. But Mbappe wants to be front a centre.

Before joining Real Madrid, Mbappe reportedly sought confirmation that he would be played as the teams main striker. It is unlikely his view has changed in that matter, and that he will be happy moving down a level to Arsenal, and being pushed out to the wings.

Anotherbig concern is financial.

Mbappe is one of the highest-paid footballers in the world, demanding enormous wages, bonuses, and image-rights agreements. Arsenal have worked hard to build a sustainable squad structure, rewarding players based on collective growth rather than superstar status. If Mbappe arrived on significantly higher wages than players like Bukayo Saka, Martin Odegaard, or Declan Rice, it could create tension inside the dressing room. Football history shows that wage imbalance often damages squad harmony, even at elite clubs.

Considering these financial implications and that Mbappe would unlikely be happy on that left wing, istead of investing hundreds of millions into one superstar, Arsenal should strengthen multiple positions and improve overall squad depth. Spending massive resources on one player could weaken the club’s ability to strengthen elsewhere.

There is also immense pressure that comes with signing a player of Mbappe’s profile. Expectations would become unrealistic overnight. Fans and media would expect immediate Champions League trophies and Premier League titles. If results failed to match the hype, the atmosphere around the club could quickly become toxic. Arsenal’s current project has thrived partly because of patience and gradual improvement, not because of desperation for instant success.

Finally, Arsenal should remember that football is a team game. History proves that balanced squads often outperform teams built around one superstar. Clubs such as Manchester City and Liverpool F.C. achieved sustained success through structure, chemistry, and depth rather than relying on a single global icon.

Kylian Mbappe is undoubtedly one of the best players in the world, but not every great player is the right fit for every club. Arsenal’s future may be brighter if they continue trusting the collective vision that has already brought them back among Europe’s elite.

DK