With Arsenal joining countless other teams across Europe in distancing themselves from the European Super League, we are now able to reveal the 64 teams that participate in the inaugural European Super League:

Richard Head, spokesman for A22 Sports Management commented: “We are delighted to announce such a stellar line-up for the inaugural European Super League.

“The 64 teams involved will forever be able to say that they were founding members of the greatest soccer tournament on earth. We can also announce that the final of the Star League will take place in the Cayman Islands, where the winners will be paid $200m“.

A22 have also announced the appointment of Joseph Barton as Head of Equality, Diversity & Inclusion.

In a brief statement, Joseph said: “This is going to be a proper tournament with men commentating on men, and women serving the teas.” The expectation is Barton will install himself as the tournaments chief pundit.

The first European Super League will commence in the 2024/25 season.

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