Calling out Rio Ferdinand

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So Rio Ferdinand has piped up over Arsenal players taking a “selfie” in the changing room after yesterdays victory over Ludogorets.

Firstly, taking into account Rio Ferdinand loves a selfie, you would think he would actually know what they are.

Ferdinand took the above in 2010, posting it too his Twitter account in support of his England teammates at the World Cup. He was out injured. England did not win the cup. Maybe he should have saved the selfies until the team had their hands on the trophy?

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Note the extending right arm, holding the camera, taking a picture of himself. That is a selfie.

Now see the difference in the pictures. If, like Ferdinand, you are too dim to realise what a selfie is, The Arsenal one was not in fact a selfie.

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The Arsenal picture was taken by Stuart MacFarlane. For those who do not know him, or follow him on Twitter, he is the Chief Photographer at Arsenal Football Club. It is his job to take the photos of players training, playing, signing and celebrating. He creates a historical documentation of Arsenal Football Club via the medium of photography.

So according to Rio Ferdinand, a photograph of a player who scored a hat trick, holding his match ball, surrounded by his team mates, should not happen?

Unsurprisingly Rio Ferdinand has forgotten what he previously said about selfies.

It is not a surprise that Ferdinand has forgotten something. After all, this is a man shamefully banned for 8 months for forgetting he had a drugs test, and going shopping instead.

Of course, I am sure Ferdinand is happy with selfies when he has a rubbish hat to sell.

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Or when he wants to show off that he is on a private plane.

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And nothing says rich than a selfie on the runway, next to the plane.

selfie-planeOr when the sponsors tell him to eat something.

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And of course, he has no regard for road safety. A selfie driving? Why not.

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And it seems for Ferdinand it is case of “What happens on tour stays on tour”

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And he always seems to be trying to flog those hats.

selfie-5And finally, who can forget Rio’s World Cup Wind-Ups, where, in the lead up to the 2006 World Cup, Ferdinand filmed a hidden camera Punk’d style show where he played pranks on fellow English team mates. After each prank, say those legendary words “You got merk’d!.”

What a way to prepare for representing your country at the highest level.

Now get back in your box you cleft lipped mug.

Keenos

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Time for British sports journalists to stop nicking a living

image1Traditionally, a journalists job, whether working in print media, radio or TV was to investigate and report the news. Factually.

Over the last decade, as newspaper circulation levels have tumbled due to the rise of the internet and alternative news source online rather than your traditional newspaper, they have had to adapt, change.

With less and less sales every year, circulation down 25% in just a year, newspaper groups had to move with the times. The revenue and profit was now to be from online advertising revenue, generated by clicks and hits.

Whereas 20 years ago, people used to buy their favourite newspaper, whether it be The Sun, The Daily Mail, The Mirror or The Sport. They would rarely pick up another rag, bar perhaps on a Sunday when they would pick up a broadsheet to read in the garden all afternoon. They were set in their ways. Probably bought the same paper as their parents, and their kids would follow their ways.

image1In 2016, people are not as loyal. They go onto news aggregators such as News Now, or log onto Twitter, Facebook, etc, look at headlines, and decide whether to click the article. They do not care much for a source.

On a side note, this has led to a load of rubbish blogs starting up who just link to players all day long without mentioning the players name. They are not trying to report a story, they are just trying to get a hit on their website.

The likes of goal.com was one of the first ‘non blog’ news sites to start doing this as well. We now see the likes of The Metro linking hundreds of players to sides to get them clicks, to get that ad revenue.

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Whilst the mainstream papers have not yet gone fully down this route – they at least have half decent sources to go with their fabricated stories – they get their hits with sensationalist headlines. And rather than report the news, they now employ more and more journalists to write opinion pieces, blogs, and then wrap them up and present them as actual news pieces.

Without realising, earlier in the week I linked to what I thought was a news article about Granit Xhaka and red cards. It wasn’t. It was an opinion piece, a blog, from Spencer Morgan, bastard son of the grass Piers. He is not a journalist who has done his time, working his way up from free local newspapers, through the system, to then become a well respected football writer. He is a jumped up twat who has got a gig writing opinion pieces for The Daily Mail due to who his dad is. But it gets hits.

And this is where the experienced time-served journalists have had to change the way they operate.

Rather than be known and paid for investigative journalism, well written articles and book deals, they are now judged on how many hits their articles get, how much ad revenue they create. And this creates a race to the bottom. Each one trying to out do the other fabricating a story, chasing the hits.

What they also need is a big online presence. A huge Twitter following. As the more that follow you on Twitter, the more that are likely to click your article when it is published online. There are some journalists (not naming names) who have clearly gotten new gigs as senior, or even chief sports writers at papers purely based on how many Twitter followers they can bring with them.

This leads to a massive dumbing down of the articles produced. As newspapers chase ad revenue with the sensationalist headlines and journalists chase followers with simplistic articles. No longer is it about the most newsworthy story, it is about the most hit-worthy story.

It is time for journalists to stop nicking a living. Write about what is happening in the world.

Report the story, don’t create the story. Stop nicking a living.

Keenos

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Arsenal set to rotate squad for Ludogorets

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On to the next one, on to the next.

6 wins from 6, next up to face The Arsenal Juggernaut is Ludogorets of Bulgaria. And we can fully expect Arsene Wenger to shuffle his squad to keep players fresh.

According to UEFA’s coefficient points ranking, Ludogorets are the 3rd worst team in this years Champions League. Only Copenhagen and Rostov are ranked worse. UEFA rank them worse than awful teams such as Legia Warsaw, Celtic and Spurs.

Half their side are Bulgarian cow farmers, and they plan to go to Wickes in Edmonton to pick up the rest of their players, offering £30 a day. Cash.

Let’s be honest, it should be a walk over (or will probably eat these words and have loads of opposing fans tweeting this blog to me when we lets slip a 2-0 win). And that is why Arsene Wenger is likely to rotate his squad.

Cup keeper David Ospina is likely to keep his Champions League place. Unlike last year when he decided to catch the ball then carry it into his own net (was he ever investigate for betting irregularities?), he has actually performed well in the Champions League this year. A MOTM performance against PSG followed by a clean sheet against Basel. I could play in goal against Ludogorets and keep a clean sheet. In fact I would not be surprised if I face their players in 5-a-side at Chingford Goals on Thursday.

Carl Jenkinson is nearing full fitness, but a return against Ludogorets might be a little early, too much of a risk. He will be pencilled in for the League Cup (is it still called that?) tie at home to Reading. Hector Bellerin will continue in the side.

At centreback, I expect one to be rested and rotated. I do not think Wenger will be tempted to leave both Laurent Koscielny and Shkodran Mustafi out. Taking into account Koscileny’s previous injury record with his back and achilles, a mid week break will do him now harm. Expect Mustafi to partner Gabriel.

As discussed at the weekend, Nacho Monreal is struggling. Kieran Gibbs will be given the chance to force his way back into the first team.

With Granit Xhaka set to be suspended for 3 games, the Swiss hardman will get a start in the Champions League. I am sure in Wenger’s mid-term planning he would have scheduling the game against the cow farmers as one for Xhaka to miss, but circumstances mean it is now pointless resting him.

Alongside Xhaka will be either Francis Coquelin or Mohamed Elneny. Both were probably likely to start tonight, but Xhaka’s suspension leaves space for just one. It will be whoever Wenger plans to play instead of Xhaka in the next couple of games. My money is on Elneny as it is only Middlesbrough at home this weekend. Cazorla will be able to give a rest to his tiny but talented feet.

At the top of the triangle, Wenger will play Mesut Ozil. When a player of his quality and fitness is in the type of form he is in, you just leave him in the side. And with no Aaron Ramsey or Jack Wilshere, and Santi Cazorla and Alex Iwobi in need for a rest, Ozil will play.

Wenger is likely to give a rest to Alex Iwobi on the left hand side. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain will be given the chance to show he still has a future at Arsenal after his Goals on Sunday interview.

On the right hand side, expect Theo Walcott to start. With Alexis Sanchez upfront. I only say this because I have just looked at the official pictures of Arsenal training ahead of the Ludogorets game and both are wearing a green bib. Olivier Giroud is not yet fully fit, although he is back in full training – expect him and Aaron Ramsey to start against Read – and Lucas Perez seems to have gone AWOL. Where Perez has gone is maybe another blog.

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Arsenal XI v Ludogorets

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Bellerin Mustafi Gabriel Gibbs
Xhaka Elneny
Walcott Ozil Ox
Sanchez

Keenos

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