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We don’t want to watch you whip, or watch Elneny

Arsenal fans are an embarrassment at times.

No more so recently than the group of fans who did the Macarena whilst singing about Per Mertesacker.

It was cringe worthy. It was embarrassing. And it was a sad indictment on the modern fan.

Coupled with the rise of the Lad Bible Fan, following Arsenal away has changed over recent years. It no longer feels as fun as it was. Maybe I am just getting old. Maybe I am out of touch. Maybe I am the one who is no fun.

There used to be a time when going away felt like Brothers in Arms. Keep your head down. Back each other. Get through the day. Now it seems everyone is there to become famous. To get their YouTube video to go viral. To make a general fool of themselves.

And the singing of Mohamed Elneny has filled me with dread.

There is a song, aimed at 12 year old girls. Very similar to Soulja Boy Tell’em – Crank That (Soulja Boy) of a few years ago. It is called Watch Me by a 17 year old ‘rapper’ by the name of Silentó. It is an awful song, which, like Crank That and Gangman Style, seems to have become popular.

Now normally, I would have no issue with this. If you want to listen to crap music, feel free. Where I do have an issue is when people plan to bring these crap tunes, and the dance, to the terraces.

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Clearly these type of fans do not go away. They probably do not even go to home games. But it gets worse

This will open us up to more ridiculing than we already get due to our cringe worthy fans. I can picture it now. Grown shirted men at a football ground, doing the Nae Nae dance in the terraces.

No thanks.

Think of your actions. Do not embarrass yourself. Do not embarrass those around you.

Remember who you are and what you represent.

Keenos

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Liverpool, Mohamed Elneny, Alexis Sanchez & Olivier Giroud

Liverpool

So what last night 1 point gained or two points lost?

Certainly before the game, a draw would not have been a bad result. And having gone 1-0 and 2-1 down within the first 19 minutes, I am sure many would have been happy with a draw. However, going into the 90th minute leading, we should have seen the game out. So in the end, it was 2 points lost.

In the last 13 games between Arsenal and Liverpool, there have been 8 goals in the 90th minute or later. So it should not have been a surprise to anyone that there was late drama last night.

It was frustrating to concede so late once more. A lot of fingers have been pointed at Arsene Wenger & Mikel Arteta. Wenger for his substitutions, Arteta for his performance.

Firstly on the subs, yes, by taking off Ozil, Walcott and Campbell for Arteta, Gibbs & Oxlade-Chamberlain, we were going defensive, and it was sitting back that eventually cost us. However, had we kept the attacking players on, and drew 3-3, we would also be moaning that Wenger messed up the substitutes and should have bought on defensive reinforcements.

Yes, Campbell was putting in a shift defensively, but anyone watching the game could see he was blowing out his arse by the time he came off. The Gibbs substitution is always one I like as he can assist in attack, but is obviously a natural left back so adds defensive cover. It just did not work this time around.

As for Arteta, it is a little bit cruel to blame him. Yes, we could have bought on Chambers in the middle, or Gabriel and gone with 5 at the back, but in Arteta, you get the added bonus of his ball retention. To blame a player who was only on the pitch for 6 minutes really is having an agenda. The goal he could do nothing for. A long ball deep into the box from the left. Blame the centre backs for not clearing it, or the keeper for getting down slow. Don’t blame Arteta.

Where I would blame Wenger is the 87th minute substitution. This is a tactic he often employs. But it confuses me. Do it on the 90th minute. When we are already into injury time. That way we can waste a little bit more time.

As for the result, in the end, whilst it did leave a bitter taste in the mouth, we did not concede any ground to our title rivals (I do not count Leicester as a rival). Manchester City drew at home, we drew away. Yes, we missed a chance to go 6 points clear of City, but part of me was expecting us to concede the lead in the league to them last night.

In a mid-week set of fixtures where Arsenal, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs & Everton all failed to win, one thing is for certain, there are plenty more points be dropped this season.

Finally, well played to all those who travelled last night. It was just the 2nd league game I have missed this season (the 1st being Southampton away on Boxing Day). No trains, lot’s of traffic, and getting home at around 3am. I take my hat off to you. You did not stop singing. Our away fans are definitely the best in the league. See you all at Stoke!

Mohamed Elneny

So Arsene Wenger confirmed last night that Mohamed Elneny has finally joined the club. Speaking after the 3-3 draw at Liverpool, Wenger said: “He has joined us and we will see if he can qualify for Sunday.”

Again, people have had a moan up about how long it has taken for him to join. Clearly these people have never attempted to get a work visa anywhere. I would say the couple of weeks it has taken Arsenal is fairly quick compared to if an Egyptian worker in ‘normal life’ attempted to get a work visa. They would wait months.

Transfer take time. Unfortunately in this era of instant news, social media, and hits for cash, ewe have become impatient. The blogs and news outlets continually writing articles daily about him being ‘close’ just to get the hits for their advertising revenue is the biggest evil.

Those fantastic journalists at The Metro have published 36 articles about Elneny in the last 7 days. Deals do not take a long time to complete, they just seem that way due to how much crap we have to read through.

Let the transfer progress at their natural speed. You would be an idiot to think that the club are incompetent enough that they delay transfers to damage the club. I am sure if the Elneny deal could have been done earlier, it would have been.

As for the player himself, I know nothing about him, and most of you probably also know nothing about him. I have not even watched his Welcome to Arsenal video on YouTube yet. I probably won’t either. What is for sure, it is a reinforcement nice and early in January where we need players. Will he start against Stoke City? Probably not. But I am sure we will see him come off the bench, and hopefully he can be key to our title run in.

Alexis Sanchez

More good news for Arsenal fans. Alexis Sanchez is likely to return against Stoke City. Like Elneny, it is not hugely clear if he will be fit to start, or eased in from the bench. If I was a betting man, I would go for the latter. Although this is Sanchez. Put him on the bench for the first 60 minutes and he will probably spend its entirety  warming up.

He is a class player and hopefully the enforced rest should see him 100% for the run in to the league title. His return is key as Ozil, despite still getting loads of assists in recent games, has gone off the boil a bit. Hopefully Sanchez back in the side will give Ozil that bit more space to work, and vice versa.

The odd thing is, we have not actually missed Sanchez. Since he picked up his injury against Norwich at the end of November, Arsenal’s form reads:

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Not bad for a one man team hey!

Whilst he has not been missed, it will be brilliant to get him back as it gives us options, both in the starting 11, and coming off the bench.

A return to the starting 11 will enable us to use Theo Walcott as a striker once more, giving us the option of Olivier Giroud on the bench. Or alternatively mean that either Walcott or Joel Campbell are on the bench, alongside Oxlade-Camberlain, pretty much doubling our attacking options to bring on.

It will be good to have you back Alexis.

Olivier Giroud

Yesterday I was looking at the top scorers market. Olivier Giroud was 20/1. Another two goals last night puts him on 12 for the season, 5th in the Premier League.Giroud v top 5

When you compare him up against the what you probably class as the Premier Leagues Premier Strikers, all of whom he has scored more against this season, his stats still hold up.Giroud v top 5 other

He clearly is not the lamppost that many people would make out that he is.

Keenos

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11 days that will define Arsenal’s season

So 20 games in, and we are top the league, say we are top the league.

However, whilst none of us would turn down being in the position we are in, there is still an air of frustration around silly dropped points over the last 8 weeks (WBA, Norwich, Southampton – although Man City have dropped similar), and a feeling that everything could come crashing down at any point.

And it is the second point that strikes fear into the heart. The fact that it could all come crashing down.

Many an Arsenal fan are scared of what has gone on in recent seasons previous.

In 2002/03 when we were 8 points clear in March, only to go on a run of 2 wins in 7 games.

Fast forward 5 years to 2007/08 when again, we sat top going into February. Then that awful game against Birmingham where Eduardo had his leg broken by Martin Taylor and Gael Clichy (with assistance from the referee) proceeded to see us concede an equaliser in the 95th minute. What proceeded was a run of 1 win in 8. Another title thrown away.

And finally 2013/14. Top of the league for much of the season, by 5 points at one point. A 5-1 defeat to Liverpool at the beginning of February saw us go on a run of 2 wins in 9.

3 titles thrown away as winter turned to spring.

The next 11 days is key to our title challenge.1234

Tonight we play Liverpool. The scene of that horrific defeat in 2014 which saw us collapse into oblivion. 4-0 down in the opening 20 minutes. The BBC described the result as making “a mockery of Arsenal’s status as Premier League leaders”. Hopefully history does not repeat itself. Liverpool are certainly not the team that they were 2 years ago, and you feel that Arsenal are certainly stronger.

Next up, another nightmare trip for Arsenal. Away to Stoke City.

A return to the scene of “get out whilst you can Joel” as Arsenal found themselves 3-0 down at half time, losing 3-2, and Arsene Wenger getting some disgraceful abuse from so called Arsenal fans at Stoke station.

Stoke City away has replaced Bolton Wanderers away as our nightmare tie. Since their promotion to the Premier League in 2008, Arsenal have played Stoke 8 times at The Britannia (including 1 FA Cup tie), winning just once. 5 defeats, 2 draws complete the set of results. It is certainly Arsenal field of broken dreams.

And then we follow Stoke away up with Chelsea. Just 5 wins in our last 29 games against the West London side. It is not a great record.

Get through the next 3 games without defeat, and our title challenge is well and truly on course (obviously not if we draw all 3). Come out with 0 points from the 3 games, and it will pretty much end our title race.

The next 11 days will define our season.

Keenos