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Arsenal ITK’s lick their wounds

The appointment of Unai Emery caught a lot of people by surprise. He had very much become the forgotten man of potential Arsene Wenger replacements.

It has now been hilarious watching those Twitter accounts who spent the last few months appearing to have information, calling deals done, or that interviews were taking place back track.

Tweets have been deleted, excuses made.

“It is not my fault the club pulled out of the deal” is an excuse heard a lot of the time, even though 2 days ago they were saying a deal is done.

The reality is, these people are not privy to anything major. The majority literally make stuff up on Twitter to gain followers, in the hope of becoming Twitter famous.

Whether it be on Twitter, Facebook or appearing in YouTube video’s, they have all exposed themselves as frauds, made fools of themselves. They have also made fools of those who follow them. Beg them for information. Give them the validation online that they desire.

A KFC worker of furniture installer does not have inside information of what is happening at Arsenal.

Now I am not saying no-one knows anything. People might have a contact at the club. Someone who does leak information. But the information that they are leaking is minor.

Information such as Max Allegri has turned up for an interview. The receptionist at London Colney would know that. Or photo’s due to be taken at Highbury House. Most within Highbury House would be privy to it. But that does not mean they will know that Allegri has signed a deal, or who the player is that is having their picture taken – until they turn up.

Arsenal staff will have to sign non-disclosures. Do you really think anyone close to a decision such as who the new manager is will dare lose their 6 figure job to leak information knowing their mate will stick it all over Twitter?

So few people at the club are actually privy to the key information that it would not be hard to work out where the leak is.

I am sure Mikel Arteta or Max Allegri being heavily linked with the job was true. That they had interviews at London Colney – emery was interviewed 2 weeks ago. That a lot of people within the club would have known this. But it is a big stretch going from “Arteta had an interview today” to “Arteta is going to sign a 3 year deal with an option for a further 12 months”.

Likewise, the likes of Base Soccer have been known to leak articles about their clients contract situations or transfer availability in the past, in the hope of generating interest or securing a better deal.

Arsenal do also leak information. I am sure they deliberately pass information on to journalists and Twitter accounts. Sometimes true, usually false.

It is a bit like when the Government leak a proposed policy to garner public opinion. They can then decide whether to go through with it, and if they do ,it is usually a watered down version of the one leaker, which everyone is much happier.

I am still of the belief that the club were happy to leak that Arteta was discussing a job at Arsenal.

What they did not disclose, however, is what job it was. I am still of the opinion that he discussed a coaching role rather than the Head Coach role. The club leaked that he was being interviewed for jobs to see how Arsenal fans would respond.

I imagine a few journalists are also licking their wounds. You can tell they are by the way they have attacked Emery’s appointment. They are more angry about not being leaked information than his actual capability for the role.

Someone like John Cross has proper thrown his toys out of the pram.

He has also called the appointment as “Arsenal playing it safe”.

If employing a 46 year old serial winner, who has experience of working under a restricted budget is “playing it safe” then fair enough. He ticks a lot of boxes. Just none in John Cross’s book.

Arsenal legend is also not happy.

“”Arsenal getting in touch with Vieira for the manager’s job was tokenism. It’s embarrassing.”

Tell you what is embarrassing, Ian, your view on the matter.

Wright clearly does not have a clue about what happens behind the scenes at Arsenal. He is not privy to any information. He gets information 3rd or 4th hand. He is clearly upset that the club will not leak anything to him.

There were certain members of Arsene Wenger’s backroom staff that were a bit leaky. Had relationship with various journalists. The majority of these have now left the club ,and I feel this is why so many journalists are upset.

They have spent 20 years building a relationship with a first team coach or a kit man, only to no longer have a clue what is happening at London Colney.

The appointment of Unai Emery, and how little talk there was around him prior to the big leak on Monday, highlights that every ITK on Twitter is a fraud, and every journalist fabricates stories for click bait.

Ignore the ITK’s, do not give them the time and validation.

Keenos

Arsenal to sign forgotten man

He became the forgotten man during all the speculation about who to replace Arsene Wenger.

All the talk was about Allegri or Arteta, Enrique or Rodgers, Lowe or Ancelotti, but the name we ended up going for was one which, before news began to break yesterday morning, had been forgotten about.

By now you will have remembered about the man who is to become the next Arsenal manager. Unai Emery.

I really do not know why he exams forgotten about this summer. He has been on many of our short lists to replace Wenger for some time, but he had barely got a mention until this week started.

Emery first made my list way back in 2014, before I was even trying to blog. Arsenal without a trophy in 8 years, the man from the Basque Country had only recently joined Sevilla.

With the financial restraints Arsenal were under at the time, the young manager looked an excellent option. Memory went to his 3 consecutive top three finishes in La Liga with Valencia.

A fabulous achievement on a tiny budget whilst having to continually sell his top players – the likes of Juan Mata and David Silva.

Success for Arsenal followed that season with the FA Cup, leading Arsene Wenger to sign a new deal.

At Sevilla success also beckoned, as Emery led his side to the first of what would be an historic 3 UEFA Cups in a row.

In March 2016, the discussion about who to replace Arsene Wenger reared its head in my consciousness again. And once again Emery made my short list:

November of the same year, I revisited my list.

“He joined PSG this summer, which might mean replacing Arsene Wenger next summer might be too soon. But he is certainly one to keep an eye on.”

18 months after those comments, and we have secured the man who at the beginning of 2017, was in my top 3 for the Jon.

But then I have not spoke about him in 2018. He was certainly forgotten.

People will point to relative failures in France with PSG. Monaco winning the league in his first year.

And in the Champions League he never took the big spending French side to the later stages of the Champions League.

But can parallels be drawn with Pep Guardiola?

He failed to win the Premier League with Manchester City. And despite spending £400m, has only taken them as far as the Champions League Quarter Finals.

At PSG, he was knocked out by Barcelona and Real Madrid. And his failure in his first season in France saw Monaco hit an incredible 95 points, losing just 3 games, drawing 5.

https://twitter.com/_adamkeys/status/998646914815086592?s=21

Unai Emery took Valencia to 3 consecutive 3rd place finishes in La Liga, whilst selling his top players every year

He won 3 Europa Leagues in a row with Sevilla, despite huge financial constraints

5 trophies in 2 years at PSG

Great appointment by Arsenal. Even if most of us had forgotten about him.

I leave you with a tweet from 2016

https://twitter.com/keenosafc/status/733029527744610305?s=21

Keenos

Ivan Gazidis opts for plastic surgery for return to red light district

If you haven’t seen The Deuce, I highly recommend it. The American drama, set in 1970s New York, focuses on prostitution and the eventual legalisation of porn in the city – and although James Franco is in it, thankfully he doesn’t play one of his familiar frat boy roles. I liken our beloved Arsenal to its rather exotic heroine, Candy.

Candy’s looks – once bodacious; now ill-favoured – have seen her confined to working the Premier League’s darker alleys, yearning for a sniff of the continental luxury she once took for granted. Slowly fading into the city’s orifices, she’s come to a juncture in her life.

Does she undergo a light makeover and ply the backstreets in the same old manner, or does she transform herself, via copious plastic surgery, into something new, vibrant, and, dare I say it, sexy. It’s worth a ponder as she pricks at a sweaty-palmed Ivan Gazidis voodoo doll in a grubby New York motel room.

At first, it seemed we were littered with lower-risk light makeover options and so we pursued these familiar souteneurs with a proven ability to rule. Was it the familiar curls of Ancelotti and Allegri, or lack thereof in the case of Monaco’s Jardim, we craved? It seemed when Arsene’s departure was announced, we shook our money-maker at the roadside but were distressed to find we weren’t quite so irresistible as we once were. Enrique, Simeone, Jardim, they all hesitated. Allegri’s flirtation – our first choice – proved to be more extortion than seduction.

Then emerged a ghoulish banshee with eyeshadow like the rock band Kiss. A figure of unparalleled disinterest and infinitely less seduction. Brendan Rodgers. Fans are rightly calling to unite behind the next manager regardless of the selection but even a toadstool oozing hallucinogenic spores couldn’t awaken the faintest of stirs in 42nd street’s most deplorable with that name. Luckily, the menacing threat of Brendan 2.0 drifts day by day –  7/1, 12/1, now 16 – and a breath of optimism can be taken once more.

Cue the influx of the more mysterious procurers as the Club became more open in its search – Željko Buvač and Rui Faria, the long-term servants of Klopp and Mourinho, both leaving their posts. They were too fresh. Tuchel, the king of the younger bunch, went to Paris despite admitting being attracted by our mating call – another one missed.

But emerge from the ashes, our former-captain and Spanish stallion Mikel Arteta. Mikel Arteta who’s never managed a football team but has learnt and received compliments from the very best. In truth, it’s not a choice many wholeheartedly called for when ‘Arsene’s decision’ was announced. However, as developments unfold, the more obvious a selection he becomes.

Is there a danger Arteta could become another hussy of Gazidis’ desire – a manager who will fit into his profitable system rather than take the reigns hostage and revitalise in the manner that Mourinho, Guardiola, Klopp, and Conte all have at individual moments? The past week’s rumours reassure that Arteta may be rather more bolshie than first thought.

It’s clear the Club are pursuing plastic surgery rather than an airbrushing, and rightfully so. That’s been evidenced by the widespread clear out of senior staff who are now plodding their way to the next deuce – Las Vegas for the lucky or Atlanta and Detroit for the rather less so.

We need a young and fiery manager to reanimate not just the team, but the atmosphere that surrounds the Club. The likes of an Henry or Vieira was always fanciful and impractical. Arteta on the other hand, despite being younger than both, seems groomed and suited for the trade. Is it conceivable that he can still meet our uncompromising expectations despite it being his first role in charge? Something tells that Arteta won’t be stripped of his innocence quite so readily in the way that Gary Neville was.

With cautious optimism, we shall unite and see. Whatever happens, at least it won’t be the street’s plainest urchin, Brendan Rodgers.

Tom Kershaw