Greatest Gunners Goals: Arsenal Fans are Idiots

132I am not one to throw around random abuse at fellow fans. The infighting between Arsenal fans is often disgusting, always embarrassing. But I am comfortable to say, on this occasion, in this scenario, ARSENAL FANS ARE IDIOTS.

Over the summer, the club have been doing one of their ‘Greatest’ lists. We all remember the GREATEST 50 PLAYERS in 2008 which saw Ashley Cole voted ahead of Paul Merson, Alan Smith & Charlie Nicholas as the 25th Greatest Gooner. Nicolas Anelka was 29th, above the likes of Kenny Sansom, George Armstrong, Bob Wilson & George Graham.

This year, we have been voting on the ‘Greatest Gunner’s Goals’. Or when OI say we I did not get a voting card. And perhaps this is why we see the results that we do…

IMG_6180The list is a joke. I am not going to go into the whole thing. But one comment will highlight how much of a joke it is.

How is Michael Thomas’s goal against Liverpool at Anfield in 1989 not the great Arsenal goal of all time?

And even worse, how is it below Andrei Arshavin against Blackburn?

There are plenty of other goals also missing:

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The order of the goals. The great goals missing. It is almost like there was no football before 1996.

Arsenal fans are idiots.

Keenos

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The General Set For Arsenal Return

GettyImages-536352932Aaron Ramsey has so far been one of the stars of Euro 2016.

He has played with freedom, and been the creative, roaming force. It has been exceptional to watch.

There has been a lot of talk about him being back to his best. The form that saw he become one of the top players in the league in 2013/14. And he is. But this has led to an even bigger question, when he returns to Arsenal, can he replicate that form with the club?

My answer is simple, YES.

Over the last 2 seasons, Ramsey’s form for club has not been as high as good as it was in 2013/14. There is a simple reason for this.

Personnel change in the team meant that Aaron Ramsey’s role in the first 11 had changed.

During his year of form, he often played in a midfield 2 with Mikel Arteta. Arteta say just in front of the defence, picking the ball up, and starting the plays.

This left Ramsey free to be higher up the field, playing off Olivier Giroud, alongside Mesut Ozil. It worked exceptionally.

Then Arteta lost his legs. And was replaced by Francis Coquelin.

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Whilst Coquelin showed heart and desire, he was limited technically. He did not have the passing range of Arteta. He could not be relied upon to start the attacks.

This then put extra pressure on Ramsey. He began to drop deeper. Operate more just in front of the defence. He was expected to start the attacks, then bomb forward and join in with them. It simple did not work, and he lost form.

We have since signed Granit Xhaka.

The Swiss international will get the best out of Aaron Ramsey.

Xhaka is an exceptional ball player. He will operate in a similar role as Arteta, playing deep, starting the attacks. This will mean that Ramsey can play higher up the field. He will no longer need to drop as deep to collect the ball.

Ramsey’s game is simply not suited to having to keep going as deep. He is not the man who starts the attacks from defence. You want him in the middle of the park, a ball of energy, getting forward in attack.

He needs the freedom to get forward at will. Xhaka will give him that freedom. He will be back to his high performing levels o 2013/14.

The General is set to return

Keenos

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THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!!!!

THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN! THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN!

And so the moaning begins (although did it really end?)

WHY HAVENT ARSENAL SIGNED ANYONE?

They cry.

LOOK AT ALL THE BUSINESS EVERYONE ELSE HAS DONE?

They moan.

WE ARE GOING TO GET LEFT BEHIND!!!!!!!

They tweet.

Well I have one image for you.

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And that really does sum it up.

Calm down dear.

For those saying we have not yet signed anyone yet, have you a short memory? Did you get hit by a chair in France?

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Arsenal have signed a rock to build the team around (get it? Grant. Rock.).

Granit Xhaka is a tough tackling central midfielder who can pass. A leader, he has been one of the stand out central midfielders at Euro 2016. Top quality signing.

As for other clubs doing business…

Name Moving from Moving to Fee
Granit Xhaka Borussia Mönchengladbach Arsenal £33.8m
Emerson Hyndman Fulham Bournemouth Free
Nathan Aké Chelsea Bournemouth Loan
Freddie Ladapo Margate Crystal Palace Undisclosed
Jonathan Edwards Peterborough United Hull City Undisclosed
Ron-Robert Zieler Hannover 96 Leicester City Undisclosed
Luis Hernández Sporting Gijón Leicester City Free
Joël Matip Schalke 04 Liverpool Free
Loris Karius Mainz 05 Liverpool £4.7m
Sadio Mane Southampton Liverpool £34m
Ilkay Gundogan Borussia Dortmund Manchester City £20m
Aaron Mooy Melbourne City Manchester City Free
Eric Bailly Villarreal Manchester United Undisclosed
Zlatan Ibrahimovic PSG Manchester United Free
Viktor Fischer Ajax Middlesbrough £3.8m
Bernardo Sporting Gijón Middlesbrough Free
Nathan Redmond Norwich City Southampton £11m
Victor Wanyama Southampton Tottenham Hotspur £11m
Jerome Sinclair Liverpool Watford £4m
Tony Martínez Valencia !Spain Valencia West Ham United Undisclosed
Håvard Nordtveit Borussia Mönchengladbach West Ham United Free
Domingos Quina Portual Benfica West Ham United Free
Sofiane Feghouli Valencia West Ham United Free

That is a conclusive list of what business every Premier League club has done so far.

Manchester United (2), Manchester City (1) and Tottenham (1) have all added to their first team. But so have Arsenal. Bar that, there has been very little business. Unless you include West Ham getting a free stadium a load of freebies.

We are not getting left behind.

The Euro’s are still on.

The Copa America has only just finished.

And if it annoys you that Arsenal miss out on ‘targets’, remember, a lot of the time press make tenuous links. They have already linked us with over 30!

Relax. Don’t let it ruin your summer. The weather will do that.

Keenos

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