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TWO in the frame to replace Oxlade-Chamberlain at Arsenal

So rumours seem to be floating about that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is on the verge of going to Chelsea for £35m, and the response from many seems to be mixed.

On one hand, he is an extremely talented player, homegrown, and has come into his own over the last few months playing at right wing back.

On the other side of the coin, he is in the last year of his contract, is very inconsistent, has never really fulfilled his potential, and seems to want to play central midfield. On top of this, he has struggled to maintain his fitness throughout his Arsenal career.

At £35m, I think Arsenal would be getting a good price for a player who’s own plans does not really fit into Arsenal’s plans. The big problem that Arsenal will face is replacing him.

We already have enough deadwood players to get rid of, and whilst Oxlade-Chamberlain has often flirted with being surplus in the past, he has recently become a player we need to keep.

Let me paint another picture to you. Oxlade-Chamberlain leaves, it means either Mathieu Debuchy or Carl Jenkinson is back up to Hector Bellerin. This is the thing of nightmares. That two players who really should have been shipped out 12 months ago, would now be back in the plans of Arsene Wenger.

But we could buy a replacement you are currently thinking.

But remember, this is Arsenal, this is Arsene Wenger.

We have already messed up getting Thomas Lemar over the line this summer. We look no closer to a central midfielder, and a centre back will not happen. Our transfer dealings are done. And it is not good enough.

If we sell Oxlade-Chamberlain, we will not buy a replacement. Wenger will not spend what is needed to bring in the quality. He will not want to kill Hector Bellerin.

That means Ox out, and either Jenkinson or Debuchy, or even both, stay.

And our summer transfer window gets progressively worse…

Keenos

Alexis Sanchez, Thomas Lemar, Chelsea, Spurs & more

Alexis Sanchez

Is anyone else getting a little bored of it all the Alexis Sanchez stuff now?

At the weekend, he flew to France with his girlfriend, his agent and his lawyer. Then social media exploded that he was there to speak with PSG. A few hours later, someone mentioned he was there to get his visa. Or maybe his girlfriends visa. Or maybe his girlfriend had a modelling shoot?

All the ITK’s who bore the hell out of me seemed to know exactly why he was there, what flight he was on, and what colour underwear he was wearing. It is all a little boring lads. Give it up. You do not know what is happening. Stop pretending you do.

Arsenal players had been given the weekend off. Granit Xhaka posted a picture of himself on a balcony over looking a body of water. It certainly was not the River Lea.

As for Sanchez. I am at the point where I really do not care if he stays of go’s. We have lost better players. We will sign better players. It is Arsenal FC, not Alexis FC.

Thomas Lemar

I am as equally bored by the Thomas Lemar saga.

As predicted, the ITK’s claiming it was a “done deal” have been exposed as liars. They have basically made up that they knew what was going on to build a 14,000 twitter following, before launching a blog. Well done lads. Great way to lose any credibility before you have even started.

I will never understand why a chap living in a bedsit pretends to know what is going on at Arsenal. It is dull, and it just draws transfers out further.

The bigger joke is the people who follow these muppets. Asking questions about players or contract situation.

THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Like with Alexis Sanchez, I am now bored with Thomas Lemar. If the deal is deal, let’s move on to the next one.

Chelsea

You have to laugh at Chelsea. The club and the fans. Yes they have won 2 league titles in 3 years – something which we should all be jealous of, but the attitude of their nouveau riche fan base, the majority of which have only followed the club for a little over a decade, is hilarious.

At the final whistle, chants of “spend some f**king money” went up. So entitled a fan base that they are demanding Roman Abramovich, a man who has spent the good part of £1bn of his own money on players, spend some more.

And then we have questions aimed at Antonio Conte about his “lack” of transfer activity.

This season, Chelsea have already spent £130m. They have signed a new striker, a new midfielder and a new centre back. They have spent the cash.

It is not like the season Arsenal bought Petr Cech and no outfield players. They have spent, and spent big.

They are the type of spoilt fans that complain when their mum brings home Ben and Jerry’s ice cream but they wanted Haagen Daz. A joke of a fan base.

Although maybe it is this “always demand more” mentality that leads to 2 titles in 3 years.

Spurs

The other side of the coin is Spurs. They have yet to spend a penny, yet there have been no articles of them being in crisis.

In fact it is completely the opposite.

Their fans and the media are almost accepting that Spurs are not going to sign anyone. “We are doing it the right way” they keep claiming.

If the right way means no league titles in 56 years, then that is laughable.

Top 4 now a trophy?

In the last week, I have seen fans of both Spurs and Liverpool boast about their sides success in the last 12 months.

A Liverpool fan, when saying that his club should sign Alexis Sanchez, defended his reasoning that The Chilean would want to join them by calling the club “upwardly mobile”.

If 1 League Cup in 11 years is what thy now define as success and being upwardly mobile, then have a weird barometer of success.

Of course, what he meant was that they had qualified for the Champions League for the second time in 8 seasons.

Arsenal won the FA Cup last season. Liverpool finished 4th, 1 point ahead of the Gunners.

You don’t win a trophy for finishing 4th. You do if you win the FA Cup.

We have also had similar comments from Spurs fans on the blog. Boasting about how successful they were last season. Saying that they are a bigger draw then Arsenal. Laughing about their rivals having Thursday night football. Spurs are in the Champions League. Arsenal are not.

But Arsenal won a trophy last season. Spurs nothing. So who really should be laughing?

Suddenly to Liverpool and Spurs fans, top 4 is more important than a trophy.

Keenos

The catch 22 of a new kit supplier for Arsenal

“I told you all that the Puma deal was not very good” is what GC said to me a few days ago when it was announced that Arsenal were considering pulling the plug on the deal with Puma that was agreed in 2014.

The Gunners agreed a £150m contract with the German firm in 2014, following a 20-year association with Nike.

At the time, the deal was widely hailed, with Puma confirming it was the biggest ever for both itself and Arsenal.

But the £30milllion-a-year deal has since been dwarfed by Premier League rivals.

To a point, GC is right. At the time, only Real Madrid and Barcelona earnt more from their kit supplier. But within a year, Manchester United had shown the Puma deal up, signing a £75m a year deal with Adidas.

We are earning over 50% less than Manchester United’s deal signed in 2015, and half of what the new Chelsea deal is worth. That £30m could go on new players (although we have plenty of money for new players) or could go on bringing Arsenal’s wage bill closer to the likes of Chelsea, enabling us to offer Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil what they really want.

£30m is a big chunk of cash.

It feels with Arsenal’s deals, we are always behind the curve. The Puma deal was the 2nd time we had signed a big money deal, one of the best in the world at the time, only for it to be dwarfed by other clubs within a year. The same happened with the Emirates deal when it was resigned.

It feels like we are always at the end of the cycle of deals. We are the last to get the deal agreed before everyone re-agrees new deals on even bigger money. And we are losing out big time.

Over the two years Manchester United have had their deal, they have earnt £90m more than Arsenal. This season will take it over £135m. That is a big chunk of cash.

But then we come to the catch 22.

We all moan about our kits:

  1. 3 kits every season
  2. The cost of the kits
  3. The design of the kits

But all 3 of these are linked to the deal.

3 kits every season – With a deal at £30m a year, or in Manchester United’s case, £75m a year, the supplier is going to want to maximise their profits. It is them, not Arsenal, who insist on 3 kits a year. If Arsenal wanted to play hardball, and demand only 1 kit change a year; which most fans want – then they would have to accept a vastly reduced sponsorship deal. You can not on one hand demand more from Puma (or Nike or Adidas), but then restrict them to one kit a year. That equates to less sells which in turn returns less profits.

Cost of the kits – The manufacturer, not Arsenal, sets the cost of the kits. They sell kits to Arsenal, and other retailers, who then mark up the kits accordingly.

The kit suppliers need to make back the money they have spent on sponsoring the individual club. If they have spent £30m a year to supply Arsenal with their kits, they are going to need to make that money back in sales. And remember, they have costs to design and manufacture the its. Even if they are using a Chinese Sweatshop.

The cost of the kits to fans is linked to what it has cost the supplier to sponsor and manufacture the kits. A Leyton Orient kit is half the price of an Arsenal kit – although an Orient kit is still way to expensive.

Like with the 3 kits a year, you can not wish for Arsenal to increase their income from kit sponsorship, whilst also moaning about the price of the kits.

Kit design – our kits this season are wank. Even though I believe if you have no plan to buy one, have not bought one for decades, and mock adults for wearing them, you should not really moan about the design, I still have the opinion that they are awful.

The problem once more is the more you demand in £££, the less editorial control you have.

The majority of kits supplied by manufacturers follow just a couple of designs. Note how the Spurs and Chelsea Nike kits are identical bar the colour.

Manufacturers are not going to design 3,000 kits for the 1,000 teams they sponsor world wide. They keep it simple, using a few different designs and just change the colours.


Whilst I am on about kits, here is some education for you all. Some fans believe that when you sign a new player, they pay for themselves in shirt sales. We saw this with Puma. But it is stupidity.

PSG sold 10,000 Neymar on the first day at €140 a piece. Some fans then did the math and worked out that PSG had made €1.4m from shirt sales on the first day, and that if that rate continued, they would have paid for the Neymar deal within the first year.

Utter stupidity.

Firstly, the sales rate will not continue for a year. Most shirt sales will happen on the day the shirt is released, or when a new player is bought. Then they dwindle. Secondly the majority of people only buy one shirt. So whilst 10,000 Neymar shirts were bought, it will mean less di Maria, Draxler, Cavani, etc shirts will be purchased. That is the basics.

We then come to costs. The shirts were not free. A club does not get 10,000 Neymar shirts from Nike or Adidas (or whoever the sponsor is) for free. They have to buy them from the supplier.

When it comes to selling shirts, a club outlet store is no different to Sports Direct, Soccer Scene or whoever. They purchase shirts from the manufacturer, and then sell for a marked up price. They then make the profit on the bit in the middle. It is simple. Not hard to understand.

Infact, the likes of Sports Direct probably get the shirts from the supplier for cheaper as they buy a lot more than a single club. They might not buy as many Nike shirts of Adidas than Manchester United, but by the time you add the shirts manufactured by Adidas from every other club, they will lend up purchasing more.

It would not surprise me if there is a 100% mark up on kits. Therefore, PSG bought the kits off the supplier for €70. That means they will make €70 a kit. Still a decent profit. So in the first day of sales, PSG made £700,000. Just about enough to cover Neymar’s wages for a week.

Kit suppliers pay clubs a big upfront lump sum for the kit license to manufacture and distribute the kits. This is where the majority of the profit from clubs come from when it comes to selling kits. Club shop sales are negligible in comparison. Not player has ever had his transfer fee paid for by kit sales. It is an internet myth.

 

So it is a bit of a catch 22, we want the club to maximise its commercial deals, but in doing so, we open ourselves up to more kit changes and higher kit costs.

Keenos