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10 Reasons why we will beat LFC + starting 11

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Yes we have just revamped last weeks highly successful 10 reasons….

1) The Legend of Anfield 89 lives on strong in all of us, its the 25th anniversary of that famous night on 26th May this season, surely the only reason needed for a win today!

2) Our defence has been rock solid so far this season, Per and Kos have not lost a game they both started *apart from liverpool last week* and completed 90 minutes on going back to 1926

3) Liverpool have a few of their defenders missing, Glen Johnson and Daniel Agger are both out.

4) Our keeper, Sir Chesney has the *Joint* most clean sheets so far this season.

4) Arsenal are the only team to stop Sturridge *apart from last week* and Suarez scoring this season when they have played together, this was the 2-0 win on 2nd Novemeber.

5) The only Premiership Games LFC have lost in their last 10 have all been to teams above them.

6) Jack is rumored to be back fit, with Ramsey injured he will be the driving force in the midfield which we lacked at Southampton *and Liverpool away*

7) Suarez has only ever scored 1 goal when coming up against The Arsenal

8) Girouds song comes from a Beatles track, its fate that he will score 4 today and the away end will be singing that song, La La La Giroooooud, long into the night. *he will prob start on the bench*

9) We have scored 2 goals in each of our last 5 league games *apart from Liverpool and Man Utd*

10) Last but not least, the reason we will win today is to do with music, we all know that London’s music scene is better than Liverpool’s. We had the Rolling Stones, they have the Beatles. The Stones win hand down every time! Oh and Ray Davies from the Kinks? Yes he was a Gooner.

Likely line-up: Chesny, Jenks, BFG, Kos, Monreal, Flamini, Arteta, Ox, Gnarby, Sanogo, Podolski

10 Reasons why we will beat Fulham + Starting 11

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1.. We are playing Fulham, they have lost 14 of the 21 Prem games so far this season.

2.. The BFG and Kos have not lost a game they have both played for 90mins since 1905.

3%. Diaby is ready to make a come back, rumours are he serves up a cracking halftime pie.

4.. We have never lost a home game to Fulham in any competition.

5.. Fulham have the worst goal difference in the Prem an amazing -24 managing only 3 clean sheets this season.

6.. Rosicky is borrowing one of David Pleats sexcase mask’s and is ready to score.

7.. We have let in 1 goal in the last 5 games, Fulham have let in 12.

8.. Wilshere looks like he could be picking up from where Ramsey left things.

9.. Teams that have scored 3 or more goals in one game against Fulham this season…Leicester, Man Utd, Liverpool, West Ham, Everton, Man City, Hull city and Sunderland…could be a landslide..

10.. Wenger Knows, who needs a world class striker, my grandma (87) could bag a brace against this lot.

Starting 11 – Chesney, Sagna, BFG, Kos, Gibbs, Flamini, Wilshere, Santi, Gnarby, Ozil, Giroud (or my nan)

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10 Reasons why we will beat Villa + starting XI

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OK well hands up I got the 10 reasons why we will beat Villa WRONG when we played them at home this season, in my defence this was pre-Ozil.. https://shewore.com/2013/08/17/10-reasons-why-we-will-beat-aston-villa/
1.. We have Ozil now, back after his winter break/shoulder injury

2.. We have a nice 9 day break from our last game, which was a fairly easy 2-0 win against some mongs from Middlesex.

3.. Despite what http://www.arsenal.com are saying about team news I would expect Giroud to play.

4.. We haven’t lost at Villa since 1998

5.. Villa have only scored 7 home goals, we have scored 21 away goals.

6.. Theo is out till next season, but we have Gnarby ready and willing to come off the bench.

7.. Koscielny is fully fit, him and the BFG have never lost a game they have played the full 90mins since 1901

8.. Diaby is injured, which is better than him playing.

9.. Rosicky, currently in the form of his life.

10.. Wenger knows, after the first game when Villa beat us we were rock bottom, a win tonight and we are, well we are top

Likely Starting XI – Chesney, Sagna, Kos, BFG, Monreal, Wilshere, Arteta, Flamini, Rosicky, Ozil, Giroud

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